Wonky Bars ~ Same great quality with a super price (50% off regular price)

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Why Wonky?

Sometimes things don't turn out exactly as planned . . . such is the case with our wonky bars :-) They all have the same great quality in terms of lather & soothing, though in a funny shape, size or thickness. Stock up & save!

Choose from our Stain Bar, Happy Honey Pet Shampoo, Baby Luscious bars, classic soaps (for face, hand & body) & our sea water 3-in-1 bars for shampoo, shave & soap. Please see below for ingredients of the various bars. Available only while supplies last. 

What You  Get - Sometimes you will receive a full bar, sometimes we put some thinner bars into a box . . . totally depends on what we have on hand. Either way, you receive great value  

Features & Benefits

• Natural products great for folks with scent &/or chemical sensitivities
  
• Unscented & essential oil-scented available
• No latex allergy reactive ingredients
• Unisex, for all ages & skin types
• All are gluten-free & nut-free
• Not tested on animals
  
• Septic-safe

Ingredients

• Face & Body Soap & Pet Shampoo Ingredients
• Plain language: Water from our well, vegetable shortening (soybean oil, palm oil [sustainably harvested]), coconut oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), salt
• INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, cocos nucifera oil, glycine soja oil, elaeis guineensis oil, sodium hydroxide, salt
• Plus ingredients in various bars:
• Honey & Oatmeal: has organic oats & honey from Cornect Family Farm
• Happy Honey Pet Shampoo: with honey from Cornect Family Farm & hemp oil
• Baby Luscious: with organic oats, chamomile botanical extract & lavender essential oil in the scented version
• Lavender: with lavender blossoms & essential oil
• Peppermint: with peppermint leaves & essential oil
• Lemon Scrub: with cornmeal & our Lemon blend of essential oils: lemongrass & cedarwood
• Be Mine: with sandalwood powder & our Be Mine blend of essential oils: patchouli, bergamot, geranium, orange
• Cocoa Butter Winter Bar: with cocoa powder, cocoa butter & benzoin essential oil, which is like vanilla :-)

• Sea Water 3-in-1 Bar Ingredients
• Plain language: Sea water, olive oil, castor oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), jojoba oil, apricot kernel oil, shea butter, salt
• INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, ricinus communis seed oil, cocos nucifera oil, sodium hydroxide, simmondsia chinensis seed oil, prunus armeniaca, butyrospermum parkii, salt
• Plus ingredients in various bars:
• Acadian Forest essential oils: balsam, cedarwood, pine, birch
• Tea Tree essential oil
• Lavender essential oil
• Be Mine: with lavender essential oil

Size

• Depends on the wonkiness . . . every bar is special  
  
  

How to Get the Best Value of Each Bar

• Bars are cured to last
• Allow to dry between uses to last longest
• Cut bars to use at multiple sinks or later
• Store spares in dry spot out of direct heat
• Do not store in airtight containers or plastic
• Wrap wet bar in dry cloth when travelling

General Safety & Product Notes

• For external use only
• Keep away from eyes
• Do not eat this product
• Moisture continues to evaporate as bars cure
  

Packaging

• Recyclable, compostable, zero-waste box

Grandbaby-tested  Nana-approved! 

• We promise all of our products are tested on ourselves, family members (including grand babies!) & friends.
  
• We promise to never test any product on animals, even ones designed for pets. We test them on ourselves, family members & friends, too!
• We promise to make sure you are 100% satisfied . . . if there is any problem with your order or this product let us know & we will make it right.

* Savings Note