Why Wonky?

Sometimes things don't turn out exactly as planned . . . such is the case with our wonky bars :-) They all have the same great quality in terms of lather & soothing, though in a funny shape, size or thickness. Stock up & save!

Choose from our Stain Bar, Happy Honey Pet Shampoo, Baby Luscious bars, classic soaps (for face, hand & body) & our sea water 3-in-1 bars for shampoo, shave & soap. Please see below for ingredients of the various bars. Available only while supplies last.

What You Get - Sometimes you will receive a full bar, sometimes we put some thinner bars into a box . . . totally depends on what we have on hand. Either way, you receive great value

Features & Benefits

Natural products great for folks with scent &/or chemical sensitivities
Unscented & essential oil-scented available
No latex allergy reactive ingredients
Unisex, for all ages & skin types
All are gluten-free & nut-free
Not tested on animals
Septic-safe

Ingredients

Face & Body Soap & Pet Shampoo Ingredients

Plain language: Water from our well, vegetable shortening (soybean oil, palm oil [sustainably harvested]), coconut oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), salt
INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, cocos nucifera oil, glycine soja oil, elaeis guineensis oil, sodium hydroxide, salt
Plus ingredients in various bars:

Honey & Oatmeal: has organic oats & honey from Cornect Family Farm
Happy Honey Pet Shampoo: with honey from Cornect Family Farm & hemp oil
Baby Luscious: with organic oats, chamomile botanical extract & lavender essential oil in the scented version
Lavender: with lavender blossoms & essential oil
Peppermint: with peppermint leaves & essential oil
Lemon Scrub: with cornmeal & our Lemon blend of essential oils: lemongrass & cedarwood
Be Mine: with sandalwood powder & our Be Mine blend of essential oils: patchouli, bergamot, geranium, orange
Cocoa Butter Winter Bar: with cocoa powder, cocoa butter & benzoin essential oil, which is like vanilla :-)

Sea Water 3-in-1 Bar Ingredients

Plain language: Sea water, olive oil, castor oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), jojoba oil, apricot kernel oil, shea butter, salt
INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, ricinus communis seed oil, cocos nucifera oil, sodium hydroxide, simmondsia chinensis seed oil, prunus armeniaca, butyrospermum parkii, salt
Plus ingredients in various bars:

Acadian Forest essential oils: balsam, cedarwood, pine, birch
Tea Tree essential oil
Lavender essential oil
Be Mine: with lavender essential oil

Size

Depends on the wonkiness . . . every bar is special

How to Get the Best Value of Each Bar

Bars are cured to last
Allow to dry between uses to last longest
Cut bars to use at multiple sinks or later
Store spares in dry spot out of direct heat
Do not store in airtight containers or plastic
Wrap wet bar in dry cloth when travelling

General Safety & Product Notes

For external use only
Keep away from eyes
Do not eat this product
Moisture continues to evaporate as bars cure

Packaging

Recyclable, compostable, zero-waste box

Grandbaby-tested Nana-approved!

We promise all of our products are tested on ourselves, family members (including grand babies!) & friends.
We promise to never test any product on animals, even ones designed for pets. We test them on ourselves, family members & friends, too!
We promise to make sure you are 100% satisfied . . . if there is any problem with your order or this product let us know & we will make it right.

* Savings Note

50% savings indicated are based on the cost of a single full-size boxed bar.

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